Horace: When I was younger, I used to be such a prankster! Like this one time when I left a tuna sandwich in my neighbor's air vent. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Sine: It was yesterday.
Chicken of the A.C.
Thanks, Coyoty, you made it even better.
Horses seem to age so fast. Yesterday he WAS younger. How old is Horace ( in horse years?)
If the neighbor ever finds out who did it, I can predict his Horacescope will not be positive.
Ditto what Teresa said….
Seems like I heard about a woman who took the finials off the ends of the curtain rods, and stuffed the rods with shrimp shells. She figured her ex-husband and his new trophy wife would never figure out where the smell was coming from.
July 31, 2015