Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 22, 2011
Horace: So... you're a vampire hunter visiting Transylvania. The sun's up and... oh look, there's Dracula's castle! Ok, you found it. Well... what are you waiting for? The night time? WRONG! Now grab that tent stake and get to work! I mean, why must you guys always wait until it gets dark and scary? Geez.