Horace: Weirdest thing... my feet are so tired.
Sine: Oh, you've been talking in your sleep again.
Sine: Friends, romans, zzz, countrymen
Hooves…hooves…my HOOVES are tired.
Simon_Jester said, about 1 correction ago
No: his FEET. He’s sleepwalking bipedally. (And nevermind the use of talking horses and birds, Horace using a bed to sleep, and the other fantasy elements here.)
Nothing says you can’t walk bipedally and not have hooves.
Horace, did you eat all the waffles? No, et two, Brute.
Friends , romans and countymen…lend me your hooves…
That old sawhorse again…
How does your jaw feel?
So an animal that has hooves doesn’t have feet? But he has shoes.
I can assure his hooves can’t hurt, as they are made of Keratin (the same as your fingernails) and have no nerves, which is why his shoes are attached with nails.
…lend me your ears!
July 31, 2015