Horace: Oh, hi! How are yo... huh? You want me to help you move? Let me just check my calendar... Dang, looks like I gotta meet the author of my autobiography right now! Oh well. Bye!
Not a convincing excuse, but there you have it.
One of my favorite bumper-stickers:
Yes, This Is My Truck
No, I Won’t Help You Move
BTW, is that the authorized autobiography?
Yes, meeting with “yourself” can take some time!
If an autobiography comes out after the person’s death, does that mean it had a ghost-writer?
Very creative, Horace.
Well, I have a saying, the curse of the pick-up owner.
People who will never invite you over to a afternoon barbecue have no problem inviting you over to help them move.
Thankfully for me, the one non-family member I helped move has invited me over to his house.
I’ve learned as the owner of a pool that many new neighbors are friends only until they learn that I like to swim alone and only when the water is “warm” because I don’t swim in the sun. I just like peaceful laps after dusk.
Just in the nick of time!
Sunday’s DSOTH will be up on Gocomics later today.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
No need to apologize. Good things come to those who wait,
No worries Samuli!
Samuli, VERY CLEVER! LOVE IT!! HA!!
SAMULI : Your strip is one of my pleasures of the day and sometimes delaying pleasure heightens the pleasure!
July 31, 2015