Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 07, 2011
July 06, 2011
July 08, 2011
Transcript:
Sine: Wanna hear a joke about paranoia? Horace: Uh, no... I don't. Sine: Aw, c'mon. It's a really funny one. Horace: Something's wrong here... you never tell me jokes. I smell conspiracy! Sine: Huh?
samsonsamson2 over 13 years ago
A man walks into a bookstore and asks if they’ve got any books on paranoia.The clerk beckons him closer, looks left and right and then whispers, “They’re behind you!”
bmonk over 13 years ago
Horace is so egomanaical, he can’t even let Sine finish his joke. . . .
bmonk over 13 years ago
OTOH, do I wanna check back here? I’ll bet they are watching for just that.
steelersneo over 13 years ago
Paranoia may destroya, but it can also save your @ss. Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I keep seeing these guys following me! There are always two of them! WHO ARE THEY?!!!
coolvq over 13 years ago
clap clap clap clap
coolvq over 13 years ago
@Coyote- are those the Little Ceaser’s pizza guys? :-)
DonVanni over 13 years ago
hELP! tHE PARANOIDS ARE OUT TO GET ME!
Grumpy-DC over 13 years ago
This is sooo fabulously brilliant! Great one, Samson!(…and there is no question about being paranoid. The question is "Are we paranoid ENOUGH??!!)If I were sane, I’d go crazy!
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
I once thought I suffered from hypochondria…. turns out if was all in my head.