Sine: Wanna hear a joke about paranoia?
Horace: Uh, no... I don't.
Sine: Aw, c'mon. It's a really funny one.
Horace: Something's wrong here... you never tell me jokes. I smell conspiracy!
A man walks into a bookstore and asks if they’ve got any books on paranoia.The clerk beckons him closer, looks left and right and then whispers, “They’re behind you!”
Horace is so egomanaical, he can’t even let Sine finish his joke. . . .
OTOH, do I wanna check back here? I’ll bet they are watching for just that.
Paranoia may destroya, but it can also save your @ss. Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.
I keep seeing these guys following me! There are always two of them! WHO ARE THEY?!!!
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@Coyote- are those the Little Ceaser’s pizza guys? :-)
hELP! tHE PARANOIDS ARE OUT TO GET ME!
This is sooo fabulously brilliant! Great one, Samson!(…and there is no question about being paranoid. The question is "Are we paranoid ENOUGH??!!)If I were sane, I’d go crazy!
I once thought I suffered from hypochondria…. turns out if was all in my head.
July 31, 2015