Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 20, 2012
Transcript:
How to make a boomerang in 5 steps 1 Trace a bi boomerang pattern onto 1/4 plywood. 2 head over to the band saw. 3 shape the airfoil with raps files and sand paper. 4 Field test the boomerang 5 If the boomerang doesn't return , go back to step ! Groan!
Bratwurst over 10 years ago
Oh, sheeps on bike…
Haplo76 over 10 years ago
Boomerang tester, the easiest job in the world. Nothing has to be done to dispose of a faulty product.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Step 5a: Get the heck out of there before the owner of that car sees his windshield
tjextejt over 10 years ago
Horace traces with his right hoof and throws with his left. What’s the word for that – ambihooferous?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Old joke:Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A. A stick.
InTraining over 10 years ago
The Boomerang Algorithm…. ! !
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
I got a boomerang as part of a “secret Santa” gift at work. I tried it out that weekend. I could not get it to curve after practicing for a while, until it curved for the first time and landed on a school roof. Lesson over.
maybeinthenextworld over 10 years ago
don’t ever get in a battle of wits with a boomerang, they’re known for their comebacks.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
Not all traditional boomerangs are designed to return, or even to be thrown. Those that are still have to be thrown the right way.
K M over 10 years ago
Ah, someone else remembers Charlie Drake!
coffeemugman over 10 years ago
It’s a plot to confound dogs…
bmonk over 10 years ago
It’s a boomerang—I think this joke keeps returning?