Hey, me too. Uh, my intention was never to offend the brave, friendly and beautiful people of Romania. For the record, the line I will now replace was a lame attempt to rewrite the phrase “Friends, Romans, Countrymen…”
You’re dead meat if you need the entire speech in front of you. A 3X5 with key words is plenty. Seen hundreds of paper shufflers lose their place with the aid of Klep Annon.
Hey everyone! Just for the record, you stand on a podium, but you stand *behind** a lectern. Horace’s notes get stolen from the lectern, please. It’s a far-too-common mistake, and you may think it’s a little one, but try putting YOUR notes on the podium and reading them while they’re at your feet.
No, comments don’t have to be humorous; maybe Prof danglais was over-reacting to something that was apparently changed before I saw the comic (they were late updating yesterday), but he has the right to tell us when he’s insulted, just as you do.
ChazNCenTex over 11 years ago
I get the punch line but I don’t get the setup.
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
Chas – I’m with you – - – ??? Maybe Horace thinks it through, realizes all the ears are gone and there’s no point in going on.
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Kleptomaniac— psychobabble for compulsive thief
Mihir Asher over 11 years ago
But … but … only the light was shiny …
kendallclark1973 over 11 years ago
Unfortunately Horace couldn’t leave the lecture hall. Someone stole the doorknob.
bobgrins over 11 years ago
Here’s what I see gets stolen, in order: briefcase, speech, microphone, curtains, podium, spotlight.
samuli creator over 11 years ago
Hey, me too. Uh, my intention was never to offend the brave, friendly and beautiful people of Romania. For the record, the line I will now replace was a lame attempt to rewrite the phrase “Friends, Romans, Countrymen…”
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Those kleptos really stole the show!
libbydog over 11 years ago
^LOL
bopard over 11 years ago
You’re dead meat if you need the entire speech in front of you. A 3X5 with key words is plenty. Seen hundreds of paper shufflers lose their place with the aid of Klep Annon.
bopard over 11 years ago
…with the aid of Klep Annon Horace lost his train of thought before he hit the first comma. Lucky audience.
noktar Premium Member over 11 years ago
… briefcase, speech, microphone, curtains, podium, spotlight.., Horace’s thoughts.
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
Kleptos stole his notes!
Commentator over 11 years ago
Am I the only one missing the point about Romanians and someone being offensive?
BlueIris Premium Member over 11 years ago
I don’t know about that, but first someone stole his briefcase, then his speech, then the microphone, and lastly the podium.
Jkiss over 11 years ago
Now THAT’S a funny comment.
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
Hey everyone! Just for the record, you stand on a podium, but you stand *behind** a lectern. Horace’s notes get stolen from the lectern, please. It’s a far-too-common mistake, and you may think it’s a little one, but try putting YOUR notes on the podium and reading them while they’re at your feet.
gosfreikempe over 11 years ago
No, comments don’t have to be humorous; maybe Prof danglais was over-reacting to something that was apparently changed before I saw the comic (they were late updating yesterday), but he has the right to tell us when he’s insulted, just as you do.
dimitri779 over 11 years ago
Multumesc, Samson (that’s Romanian for “Many thanks”)
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
I guess he was left in the dark.