Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 18, 2013

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    ChazNCenTex  over 11 years ago

    I get the punch line but I don’t get the setup.

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    rnmontgomery  over 11 years ago

    Chas – I’m with you – - – ??? Maybe Horace thinks it through, realizes all the ears are gone and there’s no point in going on.

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    Simon_Jester  over 11 years ago

    Kleptomaniac— psychobabble for compulsive thief

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    Mihir Asher  over 11 years ago

    But … but … only the light was shiny …

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    kendallclark1973  over 11 years ago

    Unfortunately Horace couldn’t leave the lecture hall. Someone stole the doorknob.

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    bobgrins  over 11 years ago

    Here’s what I see gets stolen, in order: briefcase, speech, microphone, curtains, podium, spotlight.

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    samuli creator over 11 years ago

    Hey, me too. Uh, my intention was never to offend the brave, friendly and beautiful people of Romania. For the record, the line I will now replace was a lame attempt to rewrite the phrase “Friends, Romans, Countrymen…”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Those kleptos really stole the show!

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    libbydog  over 11 years ago

    ^LOL

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    bopard  over 11 years ago

    You’re dead meat if you need the entire speech in front of you. A 3X5 with key words is plenty. Seen hundreds of paper shufflers lose their place with the aid of Klep Annon.

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    bopard  over 11 years ago

    …with the aid of Klep Annon Horace lost his train of thought before he hit the first comma. Lucky audience.

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    noktar Premium Member over 11 years ago

    … briefcase, speech, microphone, curtains, podium, spotlight.., Horace’s thoughts.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Kleptos stole his notes!

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    Commentator  over 11 years ago

    Am I the only one missing the point about Romanians and someone being offensive?

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    BlueIris Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I don’t know about that, but first someone stole his briefcase, then his speech, then the microphone, and lastly the podium.

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    Jkiss  over 11 years ago

    Now THAT’S a funny comment.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    Hey everyone! Just for the record, you stand on a podium, but you stand *behind** a lectern. Horace’s notes get stolen from the lectern, please. It’s a far-too-common mistake, and you may think it’s a little one, but try putting YOUR notes on the podium and reading them while they’re at your feet.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    No, comments don’t have to be humorous; maybe Prof danglais was over-reacting to something that was apparently changed before I saw the comic (they were late updating yesterday), but he has the right to tell us when he’s insulted, just as you do.

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    dimitri779  over 11 years ago

    Multumesc, Samson (that’s Romanian for “Many thanks”)

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    One Navy Seal  over 4 years ago

    I guess he was left in the dark.

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