"hold my purse for a minute"
That’s why I wear five watches…
A woman’s minute is an entirely different animal.
This is why you should carry a backpack or briefcase; just stick the purse inside it.
Is Horace one of those guys who stands in front of a microwave and yells, “Hurry up!”?
Longest minute is when you are waiting for the restroom, “Be out in a minute!”
Just a litttle bit longer…………….. as the old refrain goes……..
The longest minute is when your doctor is doing certain procedures and says, ‘wait a minute, I think I see…’
Einstein never saw this coming
Apparently the width of a minute is a function of the level of stress HORACE is facing….. I wonder how wide is.. “Your coffee will be done in a Minute”… ? ? ?
what about the “New York minute”
Makes a great accessory, Horace.
There isn’t enough room on this page.
Don’t forget the voice mail minute; almost nothing seems more interminable than that, unless it goes on for two minutes.
The worse are football minutes!
July 31, 2015