Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 19, 2015

But why would he even want one?

They had one with a tutu too, but it was two sizes too small.

Where’s the rim shot! I need a rim shot stat!

Horace, you are too, two funny!

Truth in advertising. Or should I say, “twoth” in advertising.

He already looks a lot like a 1.

Does this mean that Horace tries harder?

This is a rerun from 2012-08-29, but the original had a second punchline. Why only one this time?

Horace is playing on the words again…

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Horace Horse.

Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Horace Horse.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Horace Horse will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Horace Horse.

Reminds me of a song by the Barenaked Ladies: ‘Seven ate nine’ – https://youtu.be/x1cnJ_pOAdQ

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