Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 07, 2016

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    PerkandCindy Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    My glass is a pain

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 8 years ago

    Is this why I keep getting pop-up ads for Williams Sonoma?

    If the glass costs more than the wine, something is backwards…

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    peggykb9  almost 8 years ago

    You can lead a horse to water….

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    Could also be labeled “elitist.”

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    Material Girl: “My cup keeps getting knocked over by my cone bra.”:Enjoy the image, folks.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    My glass is ready to drink…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Now a red solo cup is the best receptacleFor barbecues tailgates fairs and festivalsAnd you sir do not have a pair of testiclesIf you prefer drinking from glass

    A red solos cup is cheap and disposableAnd in fourteen years they are decomposableAnd unlike my home they are not fore-closableFreddie Mac can kiss my ass woo

    Red solo cup I fill you upLet’s have a party let’s have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party

    Now I really love how your easy to stackBut I really hate how your easy to crack‘Cause when beer runs down the front of my backWell that my friends is quite yucky

    But I have to admit that the ladies get smittenAdmiring how sharply my first name is writtenOn you with a sharpie when I get to hittin’On them to help me get lucky

    Red solo cup I fill you upLet’s have a party let’s have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party

    Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellowBut only you red will do for this fellow‘Cause you are my Abbot to my CostelloAnd you are the fruit to my loom

    Red solo cup you’re more than just plasticYou’re more than amazing you’re more than fantasticAnd believe me that I’m not the least bit sarcasticWhen I look at you and say

    Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup. (No, no, God no)You’re my, you’re my friend. (Friend, friend, friend, life long)Thank you for being my friend.

    Red solo cup I fill you upLet’s have a party let’s have a partyI love you red solo cup I lift you upProceed to party proceed to party

    Red solo cup, red solo cup (I fill you up, let’s have a party)Let’s have a party (Let’s have a party) Let’s have a party(Red solo cup) Oh red solo cup (I lift you up)Let’s have a party, proceed to party yeah yeah

    Thank you, Toby Keith…

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    Jared Korth  almost 8 years ago

    That first panel is marvelous.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I drink from a can.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    Realist: Someone keeps drinking half my wine!!

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