Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 18, 2020

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Paramedics get more business that way.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A composer walks in to a bar – it was noted that the musicians took his measure, and in time told him to beat it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oh boo hiss, Horace

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Surprised it wasn’t an elevator…!

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Not even a drum roll could make those lines funny, Horace.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    WE all can’t do everything well. He needs to work on his own bodily manipulation via protoplasmic reversion.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Anyone ever get badly hurt just from walking backwards into a wall?

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    BlueFin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hear crickets

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    Buoy  almost 5 years ago

    I never understood why medics insist on drinking in pairs.

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 5 years ago

    A dyslexic walks into a bra…

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    I nearly walked into a bar last night, but I ducked in time.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    While it felt like a wall, it was actually a Wally…

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    Why is this happening?   6 months ago

    I don’t think walking into a wall would need a paramedic, but maybe the wall had spikes for decoration in the bar! Probably not, but hey! A man can… think, right?

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