Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 30, 2020

What is this “too much coffee” thing?

Flying by wire.

I like coffee. It’s part of my morning routine, sometimes part of the afternoons or evenings as well. It complements various treats, going well with chocolate especially. But I’ve never noticed any effect on alertness at all, let alone getting wired. Looks like fun.

Horse fly buzzing around.

Someone had to say it.

I have noticed that when mortals humans try the coffee I make, many of them struggle to blink afterward.

No coffee is awful but I like the energy too much coffee gives me…zoooom zooom

Maybe about time for Horace to switch to decaf.

In a treatment center for drug addiction, the only addiction you’ll see in evidence will be smoking, but that’s only because no one seems to recognize that caffeine is also a drug. Which I’m still addicted to.

The picture would be different………..if too much ex-lax…!

So that’s what a horse’s tail is good for. It has limited use for swatting flies.

What dosage gets him standing erect?

That one. The last one. I want it.