Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 24, 2021

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Customer: Do you have any camouflage pants?Salesperson: Yes, we do. But we can’t find them.

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    jtrevor99  3 months ago

    I’ve never seen a horse wearing pants, but then again, maybe they were just camouflaged well.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    As long as rock, paper, and scissor stay together, nothing will happen.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    These camouflage pants are made by the same people who made the emperor’s new clothes.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Horsie has a sheep’s portrait on his wall.

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    Q4horse  3 months ago

    Horses do not wear pants, but in some municipalities they must wear diapers (to catch the poop that falls).

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    duggersd Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    especially since it doesn’t really go anywhere from your hand. :D

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    That’s why they call them cell phones.

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    Sir Isaac  3 months ago

    Is this the ‘little birdie’ who starts all the gossip?

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    C1 – Actually Horace, they are in a pile on the floor….. C2 – Dream on….. C3 – Horace left his cell in mirror mode again…!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Carrier on!

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    rshive  3 months ago

    The phone moves sometimes. Just needs a little help.

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    kartis  3 months ago

    1. Shopping at Emperor’s New Clothes Inc.

    2. There can never be peace.

    3. Does Horace dream of eclectic sheep?

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    scyphi26  3 months ago

    Someone who knew what using a corded phone was like—it’d be hard to move into all of those positions without getting at least a little tangled in the cord at least once.

    Not that you’d probably use it for that long anyway, seeing all you could do with phones of that era was talk to other people with it. Wild, I know. :P

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    If Samson is reading this; Could the picture on the wall be Shari Lewis’ “Lamb Chop”?

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    Doctor Toon  3 months ago

    My wife’s phone is very mobile, it keeps hiding from her

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    BC in NC Premium Member 3 months ago

    Doesn’t everyone have that one drawer in their dwelling where rocks, scissors, paper, (rubberbands, paperclips, dead pens, that cork from a wine bottle you opened in ‘95, and that thing that you didn’t know what it belonged to but would figure it out someday) exist in an unorganized peace?

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    Google dreams as well:

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    You carry where ever you want it is mobile with you.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    The bird does have a point regarding some people’s use of phones.

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