Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 13, 2022

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    Argythree  7 months ago

    Is ‘rhythmical’ a word?

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    I will try to remember that one about laughter.

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    tudza Premium Member 7 months ago

    I recently saw a digital clock run on potato power. Took a surprising number of potatoes.

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    “A day without sunshine is like . . . night!” —Steve Martin

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Well, me uses potato batteries. They charges me up when me plugs em into me tummy.

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    descabro  7 months ago

    I couldn’t stop laughing from the hospital to the deceased teacher.

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    Q4horse  7 months ago

    I thought Horace was born in a barn. My horse was.

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    InTraining  7 months ago

    and the teacher says “comb your hair and stand up straight…!”

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    kartis  7 months ago

    When people ask what my sign is, I say “No U-turns.”

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 7 months ago

    I looked it up and today is not National Dad Joke Day

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Potato batteries are worthless. What really works is the big-vat-of-sauerkraut battery. Yes, it is a real thing and it does work (but you have to really like fermented cabbage). :)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  7 months ago

    Singing a human song obviously because Houyhnhnms do not burgle or need hospitals or die.

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    Ermine Notyours  7 months ago

    One time the hospital was being renovated and they had a temporary sign out front that was broken so that it spelled “HO SPITAL”. My dad thought it was hilarious, but I didn’t get the joke.

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