Actually, he slipped on some Spam.
Sprained your mouse hoof?
He also needs a new computer now.
Maybe the mouse bit him
My web-surfing occasionally gets a little extreme, but usually not in the physical sense. I think you need to dial it back a little, Horace.
I have one question Horace….“Was alcohol involved?”
Horsing around on the internets eh.
Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome?
I had a basal cell cancer removed from my face which left a jagged (but temporary) scar which I passed off as a knife fight…fun while it lasted.
didn’r know Horace is right hoofed…!
He got caught up in a cloud and lost is footing, and tumbled back down….
Stepped on a thumbnail…
This just brings up more questions.
And the web retaliated.
Wiped out in the malware
Have a friend who is in his sixties who was recently received a disabling knee injury while playing a virtual reality game with grandchildren. He was pushed over by one of the kids and fell blindly across a coffee table.
You saw something so infuriating that you smashed the computer with your bare hoof?
Well Fuzzy “Mr. Umbrella Man” in “Bozo” is a car surfer.
Typing too hard…
July 31, 2015