Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 27, 2022

Ballet warrior!

The horse sense finally kicked in

Any apologies to Rabbits Against Magic?

Wowzers in my trousers!!!!! This is, without a doubt, the highlight of my cartooning career!

Horsie’s magic trick not works because rabbits against magic.

So why is Deutschland called Germany? Is it because nobody else could pronounced it properly?

Oh, Mighty Horacini!

Every little thing he does is magic…

Oh well I’m the type of horse who will always throw things down

Where positive thoughts are well, you know that I’m around

Cause mayhem all above ‘em and I din’t think I’m to blame

Next time I visit Germany I search for a town with a “good” name

They call it the wand era, yeah the wand era

No remote’s around around around

Bad is the German word for bath (in England there is even a town named Bath). So, Bad Whatever is usually not a bad thing, but can be a bit expensive. To my knowledge, there are no places called Good Whatever in Germany (or Austria or the German speaking part of Switzerland).

For those of you who do not know. Many towns in Germany start with the prefix “Bad”. They generally have hot springs or water with other healing qualities.

When using The Force (from a distance) did not work, Horacini just used his “lightsaber” (directly).

You might try Aachen/Aix-laChapelle. Its been trying to get Bad again, but hasn’t yet.

Horsie Potter and his little magic wand eh.

A mystic variation on the ol’ Elvis remote.

Horses against Rabbits against Magic. Whoa, that was not magical so Horacini wins.

Horace used the “sleight of hand” to complete his magic trick….☺️

There’s a remote possibility that Horace did that trick wrong

Look up Marbach – Schiller vs. horses and the late Queen.

FYI “Bad Schandau is a spa town in Germany, in the Sächsische Schweiz-Osterzgebirge district of Saxony. It is situated on the right bank of the Elbe, at the mouth of the valley of the Kirnitzsch and in the area often described as Saxon Switzerland.” Wikipedia

tap tap rap… waiting for Horacini’s next trick… levitating a sheep…. what could go wrong…?

Life is tough when living without remote controls

“Hey, I was starting to watch that.” :)

And here I was hoping Black Sabbath would show up when he yelled, “Sabbracadabra!”

The panel about positivity and thinking would make a great poster or tee-shirt design.

When I passed Bad Aussee, I thought, “No biscuit!”

The word “Bad” in German connotes a town with a hot springs or spa. Americans think this is very funny. And they say Germans don’t have a good sense of humor. :)

A waste of a tv, Horace.

A “Harry Potter Magic Wand Remote Control” was featured on an episode of “The Big Bang Theory”. It was, as one might expect, problematic.