Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 29, 2022

So putting coffee in the horse is like putting bullets in the gun.

Before Coffee: Too tired to feel much else… After Coffee: Hates with a passion…

At least he’s not feeling so tired anymore. Maybe his grouchiness will subside as he continues to be awake and move around and do other things.

You can have my coffee when you can pries the cup out of my cold dead hands. Either that, or I’ll trade the cup for an IV drip!

Hooked on caffeine ….go Horace GO!

I can’t drink coffee. It keeps me awake all day at work.

Horace aren’t you a little bit Irish… Why not add a shot of Jameson….?

Maybe the coffee needs a few other additives.

Before covfefe: Comments stink, after covfefe, meh.

If I can’t have coffee when I wake up, I’m going back to bed

Yep this is me, it’s about 8 months before retirement, hoping I wouldn’t be like this, so over it all…sigh.

Coffee cannot make you more active overall. However, it does let you choose periods of activity – which you pay for later, if overdone. I find that, when the third espresso makes me feel sleepy, it’s Nature’s way of telling me to lie down !

That said, I do find one cup of espresso in the morning does enable me to complain with more vigor for a couple of hours. :)

Lazy Houyhnhnm, no ghost spider in his brain and he is lazy without it.

Coffee cannot change your attitude. It only improves your awareness of how sucky the day is.