Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 05, 2022

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    I used to like Marathons, but they don’t make that candy bar anymore.

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    Doctor Toon  6 months ago

    I might be able to run a marathon

    How many months do they give you to finish?

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    every marathon starts with 2 steps

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    InTraining  6 months ago

    well, Horace, all you need is a pair of shorts and a headband… then go sit in a chair at the finish line…!

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    Wizard4168  6 months ago

    It’s about time I started thinking about giving up all of my drinking.You did?I did, I did!You stopped drinking?No, but I thought about it.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Awww Horace! It was a good experience!

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Unfortunately, it’s a decision you have to keep making … for 26 miles. :) :(

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    I once ran a 5K. It took a lot of time organizing that thing

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    AndrewSihler  6 months ago

    This calls to mind Mark Twain’s comment that quitting smoking was the easiest thing in the world—he’d done it countless times.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  6 months ago

    Horace has more in common with humans than his own kind. What a Houyhnhnm’s mind is like without the melding with a ghost spider in the brain. No industrious logic.

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    Sir Isaac  6 months ago

    There was a guy who wrote a book called “Running” and maintained that if you ran 20 miles a week you would be immune to clogged arteries and even weight gain, independent of diet. I found out the hard way that that was not true about the arteries and had a heart attack at age 50, fortunately not at a dangerous spot. Not too many years later he had a coronary while running and died.

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    I’ve walked 26 miles in one day, twice. Ending the walk after dark. I wonder if the big marathons have walking categories.

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    R.U. Kidding  6 months ago

    No, Horace, it would have been much, much worse if you had actually tried to run one.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    Running a marathon can be exhausting, but not as exhausting as running in a marathon.

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