How I envy you! On your first sheep, you find sleep!! Not me…
Well, having nothing to look at but a piece of fence is rather boring.
So, it’s the sheep that keep one awake. I knew it.
Wake up Horace! The second sheep finally made it.
Labor shortages at the sheep herd.
can tell from the red Z that Horace was in the Cherry ZzzQuil…!
The job isn’t in high demand in the sheep world.
I guess the second sheep got held up in traffic or something.
Horace got tired of waiting…..
I listen to old Jack Benny shows. That man had a very soothing voice. I go to sleep to the sound of people having a good time on the radio.
So THAT’S how counting sheep is supposed to work.
Horace fell asleep while waiting for a sheep.
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
A Comedian Who Must Not Be Named had a routine about a tonsillectomy, in which the child being anesthetized was instructed to count backward from 100. He said, “One hundred, ni—” Then he speculated that his drunkard of a father (or some other relative) would finish with “…two, one. Now what do I do?”
July 31, 2015