Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 01, 2023

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Also, 20 percent of all fingers are thumbs.

    Now you know . . . and knowing is half the battle.

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    Uncle Kenny  6 months ago

    April Fool’s!

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    OBBWG  6 months ago

    Most useless factoid: If you climb to the top of the Sears (a.k.a. Willis) Tower in Chicago, climb up the tip (the antenna) and stick your hand three feet in the air, your hand is at the same height as the lowest point of the Grand Canyon.

    Now you know.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  6 months ago

    You can believe him in a pinch but…today you should take his words with a pinch of salt…

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    I fell for it. He’s right.

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    loridobson Premium Member 6 months ago

    How many of you tried these just now?

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    Horace says he’d rather be an April Fool than a jack s. (Censored by GoComics)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 6 months ago

    probably not censored by GC.

    their idea of censorship is expulsion
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    InTraining  6 months ago

    need a cup of coffee do we Horace…?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    If you poke the end of your fingernail into the outside skin of your elbow as you pinch it, you can feel pain.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    the more you wished you didn’t hear it… :L

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    kathlgoldman88 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Me. Of course.

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    LOLBeth  6 months ago

    Another factoid that is actually useful (at least to some of us): you cannot retch and hum at the same time. If you have an overactive gag reflex that interferes with brushing your teeth or getting dental work, hum.

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    kathlgoldman88 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Fell for it hook, line and sinker. NOW I Know.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Absolutely brilliant comment on human nature. Of course, there are always a few who are scratching their heads, instead. :)

    By the way, you can hum with your nostrils pinched but only for about a second. (Ask me how I know. :)

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    I can fart with my cheeks pinched. Those on the elevator with me were not amused.

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    false, false, true

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    An unwarranted pinching of a co-worker’s butt will get you fired from your job. The More You Know!!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  6 months ago

    You can hum with your nose closed.

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    jnd113  6 months ago

    I was one.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nope, it hurts

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