Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 17, 2023

I used to get emails almost like that. “Hot Russian women want to meet you!” My spam filter must be working, ‘cause I haven’t got one for a long, long time.

And not one of them wants to meet him again.

You must be from the “promised land”, Horace

So you measured the temperatures of your encounters but where? In their “You know what”?

You must be lucky, ’cause – hot or not – not a “single” one ever wanted to meet me-ow!

Well you can becomes promising politician horsie.

They is tell me that me is not hot. Me tell they that they is absolutely corrects. For me is cool. B-)

I responded to one of those once.

Their first question was, “Does your air conditioner work?”

You often make promises to entertain, Horace, and usually keep them…

If they held still long enough for a temperature reading, they are probably desperate.

And they won’t “do everything” as advertised, especially calculus.

“Please to text me! For I am so the turned on for to be the companion of you!”

Horace is smart to screen all this info….he neigh-ver wants to get involved with a galloping Trollope.

And their accounts have been inactive for five years but still displayed to keep people interested in the site. :(

Just say NEIGH!

I think this comic did a similar gag: “That’s all.” —she

LOL! The last six panels would make a great public service announcement.

Uhm… What kind of thermometer is that?

Their local is their local

They say they’re single and they say “You know what.”

You know what? What they say is often not true.

“…At least for the first half hour or so.”