Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 26, 2023

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    I’d have gone straight from squash and zucchini to ordering the pizza.

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    Bob Scott creator 5 months ago

    I always love the color in your strip! Such great art. :) Funny too!

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    Argythree  5 months ago

    I’m actually a better cook than a horse is! And I’m pretty bad…

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    ‘order pizza’ is pretty much my skill level in the kitchen.

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    Tigressy  5 months ago

    Pearls and Cheap Thrills…

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    Zesty  5 months ago

    At least the secret cooking society didn’t kick you out for letting the cat out of the bag.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Turned in to a real squash match, with pizza being put over!!

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    For me, ‘squash’ never has the desired texture.

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    i_am_the_jam  5 months ago

    What was he trying to cook?

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    loridobson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sounded good, I can’t figure where you went wrong. Maybe it’s a texture thing, I wouldn’t have done the mixer.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Always remember to add a bit of coconut oil before cooking…

    … the oil makes it easier to scrape it into the trash can before you order your pizza.

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 5 months ago

    Take 12 small to medium squash and ream out the insides. Stuff with a mixture of 1 cup of rice, 1 pound of ground beef, peeled tomatoes from a can that you have picked apart, and a third of a can of tomato paste and 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, salt and pepper. Put in a pressure cooker and add 2 cups of water, the remainder of the tomato paste, salt, a dash of powdered garlic. Cook until pressure cooker starts to rattle and then for an additional 7 minutes. Turn off heat and let set for ten minutes. Open cooker and serve. Delicious!!!

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    KEA  5 months ago

    describes my normal cooking experience pretty well

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    InTraining  5 months ago

    C1 – Looks like Horace is whipping up a batch of Medieval Horsebread for his date with Melody.

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    InTraining  5 months ago

    C2 – but how did they know it was you?

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    InTraining  5 months ago

    C3 – Certainly a bunch of you are either gonna try out Horace’s recipe or order pizza…?

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Must’ve only stirred for 2 minutes and 50 seconds on one of the steps.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    Should skip to the last step first, Horace.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Ha! Simmer until pizza arrives.

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    BlueFin Premium Member 5 months ago

    They’ll never give my kitchen those Michelin stars, cos trying to avoid situations when making food takes more energy than eating it gives back.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    I thought he’d make some horse d’oeuvres.

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    davewhamond creator 5 months ago

    I love the color palette… it even goes with pizza!

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Reminded me of the time I attempted to make lobster newberg to impress a date.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 5 months ago

    What if you’re making matzah? No rising there at all.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    That’s a lot of effort in order to order a pizza.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    The bread won’t rise unless you at yeast leaven it.

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    deatherage  5 months ago

    I love cooking food before I throw it away :0

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    JH&Cats  5 months ago

    I’ll eat good ingredients no matter what shape they’re in.

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