“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
I got nothing…
Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.
A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.
Because horsie has no nails eh?
Horace has horseshoe nails!
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
But you don’t LOOK chewish.
His nails are called hooves.
nailed it…
wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!
I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!
Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.
offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)
Ha! Nailed it!
Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.
Bye bye Birdie.
Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 4 months ago
“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips
Argythree 4 months ago
I got nothing…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago
Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.
Doug K 4 months ago
A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.
Gent 4 months ago
Because horsie has no nails eh?
nancyb creator 4 months ago
Horace has horseshoe nails!
dallenboston 4 months ago
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 months ago
But you don’t LOOK chewish.
HarryLime Premium Member 4 months ago
His nails are called hooves.
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
nailed it…
InTraining 4 months ago
wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!
Dobie Premium Member 4 months ago
I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.
charles9156 4 months ago
offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
Ha! Nailed it!
mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago
Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.
walstib Premium Member 3 months ago
Bye bye Birdie.
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.