Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 26, 2024

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    “The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips

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    Argythree  4 months ago

    I got nothing…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Because horsie has no nails eh?

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    nancyb creator 4 months ago

    Horace has horseshoe nails!

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    dallenboston  4 months ago

    You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    But you don’t LOOK chewish.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 4 months ago

    His nails are called hooves.

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    nailed it…

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.

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    charles9156  4 months ago

    offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Ha! Nailed it!

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    mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago

    Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bye bye Birdie.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.

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