Old joke: “I have the body of a god . . . Buddha!”
Birdie’s line about shape is best, but all are fun. Horsie needs to understand what doc really meant – no mirrors, no vending machines…
“Aren’t you supposed to pedal that thing?” “Neigh.”
Not enough “horse-power” huh?
You need one of those electric models… the self-pedaling ones.
Horace….Why do you say you’ll never fold. What if you and Melody have a foal? Sounds like the same thing to me.
Goin’ downhill on a stationary bike (it’s safer than taking the elevator down).
A gagzillion jokes for half the price
Eat light. A mouth full of sunshine is almost calorie-free.
Horace, I don’t that’s working out for you.
of course I watch what I eat, wouldn’t want to eat a stray fly
is feeling lonely in a private club corporal punishment
C1 – Sing along Horace… ”You got to know when to fold em….….”
C2 – you got the mirror positioned so you don’t see the plate… Perfect…!
C3 – Horace, you might enjoy your private club more if you had a TV…!
C4 – You might also like a bar stool, Horace, so you can spin around and around…!
Horace needs an adjustment to his attitude!
Why belong to any club that would have you as a member?
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 2 months ago
Old joke: “I have the body of a god . . . Buddha!”
Argythree 2 months ago
Birdie’s line about shape is best, but all are fun. Horsie needs to understand what doc really meant – no mirrors, no vending machines…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
“Aren’t you supposed to pedal that thing?” “Neigh.”
Dobie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not enough “horse-power” huh?
You need one of those electric models… the self-pedaling ones.
Egrayjames about 2 months ago
Horace….Why do you say you’ll never fold. What if you and Melody have a foal? Sounds like the same thing to me.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Goin’ downhill on a stationary bike (it’s safer than taking the elevator down).
Ray Rappisi Jr Premium Member about 2 months ago
A gagzillion jokes for half the price
Sir Isaac about 2 months ago
Eat light. A mouth full of sunshine is almost calorie-free.
kartis about 2 months ago
Horace, I don’t that’s working out for you.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
of course I watch what I eat, wouldn’t want to eat a stray fly
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
is feeling lonely in a private club corporal punishment
InTraining about 2 months ago
C1 – Sing along Horace… ”You got to know when to fold em….….”
InTraining about 2 months ago
C2 – you got the mirror positioned so you don’t see the plate… Perfect…!
InTraining about 2 months ago
C3 – Horace, you might enjoy your private club more if you had a TV…!
InTraining about 2 months ago
C4 – You might also like a bar stool, Horace, so you can spin around and around…!
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Horace needs an adjustment to his attitude!
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Why belong to any club that would have you as a member?