Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 11, 2024

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    Old joke: “I have the body of a god . . . Buddha!”

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    Argythree  2 months ago

    Birdie’s line about shape is best, but all are fun. Horsie needs to understand what doc really meant – no mirrors, no vending machines…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    “Aren’t you supposed to pedal that thing?” “Neigh.”

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Not enough “horse-power” huh?

    You need one of those electric models… the self-pedaling ones.

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    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    Horace….Why do you say you’ll never fold. What if you and Melody have a foal? Sounds like the same thing to me.

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    Goin’ downhill on a stationary bike (it’s safer than taking the elevator down).

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    Ray Rappisi Jr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A gagzillion jokes for half the price

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 months ago

    Eat light. A mouth full of sunshine is almost calorie-free.

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    kartis  about 2 months ago

    Horace, I don’t that’s working out for you.

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    of course I watch what I eat, wouldn’t want to eat a stray fly

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    is feeling lonely in a private club corporal punishment

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    InTraining  about 2 months ago

    C1 – Sing along Horace… ”You got to know when to fold em….….”

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    InTraining  about 2 months ago

    C2 – you got the mirror positioned so you don’t see the plate… Perfect…!

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    InTraining  about 2 months ago

    C3 – Horace, you might enjoy your private club more if you had a TV…!

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    InTraining  about 2 months ago

    C4 – You might also like a bar stool, Horace, so you can spin around and around…!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    Horace needs an adjustment to his attitude!

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    Why belong to any club that would have you as a member?

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