Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 13, 2024

I don’t know what Melody was “hinting” about, but I’m sure that’s not it.

Two knights enter a hotel.

Receptionist: May I help you?

One of the knights responds: Yes, we’d like a room for two knights.

A black horse riding in on a whit…wait, no…

Shirley, you joust…

The horseless side of the horse

Well, at least Horace is equine. If one is going to play Donkey Hotay, one SHOULD be.

Horace is ‘riding’ today.

That’s not a windmill, Horace.

You just give her a knight-mare with all this horsing around horsie.

It isn’t so much dead as seen for what it is.

Slay that dragon… um, lamp… or table… whatever!

Horace took it to the extreme…Oy

Sir Horace of Lancelot…

not sure if that’s what she meant… Ha! :D

He looked so noble at first lance. But once she caster eyes upon him for a good look, the initial armor faded.

Chivalry is not dead. It’s just very, very ill.

Horace must be in the light cavalry.

Sir Lance-a-light.

At least part of it is dead.

Dead? Now you just hold your horses!

this is one of those “be careful what you wish for” scenarios I believe

Melody was hoping to get a pizza…!

I like the secretarys chair

Joust a couple of centuries too late to be appreciated.

To today’s woman, chivalry means a woman opens her own doors but the man still picks up the check. :)

“I’ll protect you, fair maiden!” “Sorry, neither.”

Great replies

Chivalry may be dead. Lamp slaying, however, is apparently alive and well.

It is dead, truly.