There’s nothing wrong with spaghetti, as long as you have enough sauce.
A bit like Aunt Jessie’s dream, innit?
That’s losing your noodle.
Sandwich, Sir?
There’s plenty of space under Horace’s bed for all kinds of bed monsters, so they probably don’t scare him. So, I’m not sure why spaghetti bothers him?! Unless it’s because it looks like………… WORMS!!!
how ‘bout a pizza?
But that’s not the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Is he wearing a speedo? That would give me nightmares.
Spaghetti straps are often repulsive, loaded with Dacron, polyester and elastic and horrifying dead skin flakes.
Got molasses? I’ve already got boxes of Noodles for my next course of greens.
It’s a good thing he didn’t order the alligator bites…!
what’s wrong with spaghetti?
The Abominable Snowman serves spagYeti.
Could be worse — anchovy salad or something.
so random I laughed out loud actually
Well, if you don’t want the spaghetti, Horace, I’ll happily take it.
It’s way pasta your bedtime Horace.
If their food tastes as bad as their waiter looks, I want none of it.
You’d think Horace would enjoy meeting up with a mare at night.
Like the really spelling-deficient guy who texted from the restaurant that the service was kind of “meaty ogre” (mediocre).
the whole “speedo” conversation that was here must have been deleted.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 2 months ago
There’s nothing wrong with spaghetti, as long as you have enough sauce.
Panufo 2 months ago
A bit like Aunt Jessie’s dream, innit?
davidob 2 months ago
That’s losing your noodle.
Ninette 2 months ago
Sandwich, Sir?
Dobie Premium Member 2 months ago
There’s plenty of space under Horace’s bed for all kinds of bed monsters, so they probably don’t scare him. So, I’m not sure why spaghetti bothers him?! Unless it’s because it looks like………… WORMS!!!
pat sandy creator 2 months ago
how ‘bout a pizza?
steveh64 2 months ago
But that’s not the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Dobber Premium Member 2 months ago
Is he wearing a speedo? That would give me nightmares.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 2 months ago
Spaghetti straps are often repulsive, loaded with Dacron, polyester and elastic and horrifying dead skin flakes.
Got molasses? I’ve already got boxes of Noodles for my next course of greens.
InTraining Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s a good thing he didn’t order the alligator bites…!
Chris 2 months ago
what’s wrong with spaghetti?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
The Abominable Snowman serves spagYeti.
rshive 2 months ago
Could be worse — anchovy salad or something.
curtlyon19 Premium Member 2 months ago
so random I laughed out loud actually
scyphi26 2 months ago
Well, if you don’t want the spaghetti, Horace, I’ll happily take it.
Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago
It’s way pasta your bedtime Horace.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
If their food tastes as bad as their waiter looks, I want none of it.
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
You’d think Horace would enjoy meeting up with a mare at night.
PaintTheDust 2 months ago
Like the really spelling-deficient guy who texted from the restaurant that the service was kind of “meaty ogre” (mediocre).
R!zzowski 2 months ago
the whole “speedo” conversation that was here must have been deleted.