Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2023

See if there’s a note by your foot

Too much punctuation can ruin your punctuality. Right?

If it swings down there and hits you in the head…

It’s a footnote about what happens to redshirts

Obviously, it is a harbinger of doom.

Second snowflake of the coming season. (I think Dave’s the first)

I dont know how to use em in a sentence but them ol puncture marks are fun ta make stuff with looky here you can make a fish chasing an ol worm

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I hate punctuation period

That may be his asterisk, but I ain’t gonna risk mine.

Kurt Vonnegut used the asterisk to represent an A-hole …!

Aah, everyone’s a diacritic.

Nope. It’s the pound sign that you need to fear. You don’t want to become a meme.

I thought Ernie the dog was in charge of asterisks.

he needs to put period to his fears…

I can’t believe nobody’s posted this one yet… (<— An ellipsis)

Let’s eat Grandma!

Let’s eat, Grandma!

Punctuation saves lives.