Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2023

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    Drop a shot glass of Irish Cream into a glass of chocolate milk. I call it a Nestle’s bunny maker.

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    BigBoy  about 1 year ago

    Nary a tertiary dairy parody

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    pearlsbs  about 1 year ago

    Or, tell him the truth about corn dogs.

    You need cow dogs to herd cows. You need sheep dogs to herd sheep.

    But you don’t need corn dogs to herd corn. That’s why they end up on a stick.

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    Not just Another Day – Chocolate Milk Day!!

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    The field full of the dizzy brown cows is where the chocolate milk shakes come from.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Chocolate Milk from Brown Cows, Cow Tipping, Moon Jumping, …

    … and other Udderly Ridiculous Cow Tales?

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wait! … there’s pie?!

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    This is why Dave can’t be allowed to have nice things. By the way, skim mild Does come from skinny cows. (Don’t ask about Neapolitan ice cream either!)

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    How do you get a cow to give up caffeine? Take her calf away. that will leave her de-calf-inated. (Bah-dum-dum, Tish)

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No.

    Wait until its National Cow Pie Day to tell Dave the truth about cow pies.

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    pathamil  about 1 year ago

    ♫♪ Yippie-i-ay, Cow Patty… ♪♫

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Udderly absurd!

    Try Pepsi, scoop of ice cream and you’ll have a Chocolate Cow….☺️☺️

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    wrytercat  about 1 year ago

    Can you smell the dairy air? That was one of my ex’s favorite jokes if you drove by a cow farm. (In case you don’t get it – derriere.)

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    Zoomer&Yeti  about 1 year ago

    How Now.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Or, tell him what rocky mountain oysters are.

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    FassEddie  about 1 year ago

    All this farm humor, Dave! sheesh! That’s as bad as a pig in a poke! Or a poke in a pig. One of them is all kinds of wrong.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ll drink to that!

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    TurbosDad  about 1 year ago

    Cow pies like road apples should always be avoided…

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    ekke  about 1 year ago

    Second-dairy joke? Really? Third-rate!

    Actually, groan, good one!

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    crazeekatlady  about 1 year ago

    I use soy milk and unsweetened baking cocoa for chocolate milk. YUMMM

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    So what does he think comes from “Oreo cows”?

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    brown and white cows give both, you have to know which teat gives which.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of Gary Larson’s cow shouting CAR! toon …!

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    Joseph Nebus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I mean, you can’t claim that no chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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