Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 09, 2024

Dave begins to laugh. The chicken says: He’s behind me isn’t he. The Colonel smiles…

While he let out a long thigh…

I got kicked out of KFC for licking other people’s fingers.

That is one defiant chicken to be standing in front of KFC… and still has all his feathers… and legs… and wings… and breasts… and thighs! Okay, now I want some chicken!

AWESOME!

Have you ever seen the BIG CHICKEN on Cobb Parkway in Marietta, Georgia? The eyes used to roll around and the beak would open and close! Now that’s a CHICKEN!

What tha cluck?

Dave continues to just wing it.

He’s nothing but a big chicken

You better keep a Pop eyes on that one

First, it was Tiffany over at the Luann strip, and now this? d;o)

That’s an unkind bird. I thought that place offered tender chicken.

Of course he flipped you off. You’re eating his Aunt Martha!

He’s half baked and delusional…

pay no attention to the vulgar chicken in front of the store!

It’s all good …!

OK Dave, we’ll give you the chicken wings. From Buffalo. They taste yummy!

Chickens do not have fingers; just ask Alton Brown’s daughter. Anybody who attended AB’s first live show know the story.

when chickens go bad!

There is a chain called U Cluck Chicken. We tend to call it Cluck U Chicken.

Chicken fingers are tasty too.

The chicken’s other leg is a ‘peg’ made of wood!

First time I’ve noticed a narration box casting a shadow.

he knows that the bird is the word…

didnt some idiot file a lawsuit about chicken fingers not actually being fingers? maybe Im thinking of boneless wings not being wings?…