Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 11, 2025

He’s just a hoofer.

And it’s de-calf!

Cows do not lack toes.

Cows have two toes on each foot. They have cloven hooves.

They are even-toed ungulates: they belong to the Order Artiodactyla.

Have all the “dairy-air” jokes been used up? I feel like one could fit in here somewhere!

PETA is hosting a concert to raise money to save the cows. It’s being called…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. LactAid. (Bah Dum Tish)

And, how long can Dave milk this joke?

I use my German beer mug for milk. I drink a Holstein of milk every day.

Udderly ridiculous!

Thats utterly ridiculous!

Guess what? It’s udderly ridiculous! We have a three-peat!

Can’t we keep this “special” day udder wraps?

He needs to hobble and mooooove on….they’ll be no milkshaking today!

this your cream of the crop?

Down with? Is this still the 1960’s?

Don’t have a cow, man!

when did the dog start speaking British english??… (how dare ye!)

Milk a national today …!

( all the udder teats [sic] have been taken )

I’m liking this under protest…

I’ve tried my best to exterminate cows but the price of beef has hampered me lately

plus, he can’t stand the dairy air…

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I think this group has found all the possible related puns. Nothing gets pastyoureyes.