He’s just a hoofer.
And it’s de-calf!
Cows do not lack toes.
Cows have two toes on each foot. They have cloven hooves.
They are even-toed ungulates: they belong to the Order Artiodactyla.
Have all the “dairy-air” jokes been used up? I feel like one could fit in here somewhere!
PETA is hosting a concert to raise money to save the cows. It’s being called…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. LactAid. (Bah Dum Tish)
And, how long can Dave milk this joke?
I use my German beer mug for milk. I drink a Holstein of milk every day.
Udderly ridiculous!
Thats utterly ridiculous!
Guess what? It’s udderly ridiculous! We have a three-peat!
Can’t we keep this “special” day udder wraps?
He needs to hobble and mooooove on….they’ll be no milkshaking today!
this your cream of the crop?
Down with? Is this still the 1960’s?
Don’t have a cow, man!
when did the dog start speaking British english??… (how dare ye!)
Milk a national today …!
( all the udder teats [sic] have been taken )
I’m liking this under protest…
Legend. Dairy.
I’ve tried my best to exterminate cows but the price of beef has hampered me lately
plus, he can’t stand the dairy air…
☺
I think this group has found all the possible related puns. Nothing gets pastyoureyes.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
He’s just a hoofer.
Imagine about 1 month ago
And it’s de-calf!
Doug K about 1 month ago
Cows do not lack toes.
Cows have two toes on each foot. They have cloven hooves.
They are even-toed ungulates: they belong to the Order Artiodactyla.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Have all the “dairy-air” jokes been used up? I feel like one could fit in here somewhere!
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
PETA is hosting a concert to raise money to save the cows. It’s being called…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. LactAid. (Bah Dum Tish)
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
And, how long can Dave milk this joke?
P51Strega about 1 month ago
I use my German beer mug for milk. I drink a Holstein of milk every day.
Kroykali about 1 month ago
Udderly ridiculous!
wongo about 1 month ago
Thats utterly ridiculous!
Munch about 1 month ago
Guess what? It’s udderly ridiculous! We have a three-peat!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Can’t we keep this “special” day udder wraps?
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
He needs to hobble and mooooove on….they’ll be no milkshaking today!
oakie9531 about 1 month ago
this your cream of the crop?
mindjob about 1 month ago
Down with? Is this still the 1960’s?
The Duke about 1 month ago
Don’t have a cow, man!
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
when did the dog start speaking British english??… (how dare ye!)
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Milk a national today …!
( all the udder teats [sic] have been taken )
FireAnt_Hater about 1 month ago
I’m liking this under protest…
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
Legend. Dairy.
NolaMan about 1 month ago
I’ve tried my best to exterminate cows but the price of beef has hampered me lately
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
plus, he can’t stand the dairy air…
☺
dapperdaniel about 1 month ago
I think this group has found all the possible related puns. Nothing gets pastyoureyes.