To my favorite litigious harpy
Got me by the shorts
when you sign your torts
please stop using a Leviticus Sharpie.
Mamet should make lots of extra copies for all his future ex-girlfriends.
“Prestigious carp… E.”
I once wrote a poem about an ex-girlfriend where I worked in the term “melan-collie” (sic). Thank God, I never actually sent her any of the poems. :)