Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 03, 2023

“But on the letters page of Penthouse however…”

There’s always the confessional.

It has to be said, because it is unprintable.

Well, maybe you can say she was very welcoming.

She always loved her neighbors.

Some things are just better left unsaid anyway.

Would you like to say a few kind words?

no

But it’s rumored she was just a “regular” gal …!

( oops, that was “Ethyl”… my bad )

“Have you seen that new doll, ’Li’l Diamond’?”

“No, what’s it do?”

“You pull its string and it turns into ‘Insult, the Comic Eulogizer’…”

(“THANK you, ChessPirate”)