Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 16, 2024

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    And stay upwind.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    “INCOMING!!!!!”

    :-O

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    OMG- they’ve actually swapped places on the bench for a change!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  3 months ago

    Duck and cover won’t save you.

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    Tresix  3 months ago

    When he finally goes, I’m imagining Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” playing in the background.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    Pffft. ONE bean burrito? That’s barely a breeze worth. Tell me when you’’be Had four or five — but tell me via text.

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    Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hear the Telstar song!!!

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    wirepunchr  3 months ago

    Don’t sit by any open flames.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    I love honest friends and thanks for the warning….I’m outside heeeeere! ☺️☺️❤️

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    Natural gas.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Run!

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    FassEddie  3 months ago

    The Department of Energy added him to their map. At half a mile it’s all broken glass and car alarms.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Back in the day at college for breakfast, I had a cold slice of pizza, half a grapefruit, & washed it all down with a can of blackberry soda … I missed a couple of classes …!

    ( ah youth! )

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    BillyJoBob69  3 months ago

    Well, you two summed that up nicely!

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    brettkoth  3 months ago

    Duck and cover.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago

    Like the other side of the park! – - – - THERE SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!!

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 3 months ago

    Tip: pressure cooking beans before you eat them, removes most of the gassiness.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    gesundheit

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    my brother used to go out and drink beer and eat pickled eggs. his farts would peel paint

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  3 months ago

    A man went into a bar and drank 8 pints of beer and ate 7 bags of peanuts. On his way home he pebble dashed a wall.

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