Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 03, 2021

Always remember, half of the population is of below average intelligence. And unfortunately that bar isn’t set very high to begin with.

After drinking all of that water, they are going to mark their territory.

Well, at least they’re succeeding in increasing your water bill.

If they are hooked up to city water then they are going to have to drink A LOT of water to accomplish that goal. Unless they are in certain areas and then not as much due to drought.

It’s a business opportunity! Think pay toilets!

Just how much hose water do they think they can drink?

This is the fantasy dream where as all the public officials are forced to drink the water in Pontiac, Michigan until it’s clear of lead.

They also can’t spell. Don’t know the date this arc first appeared. However it seems todays protesters have a lot in common with these protesters.

They are getting hosed.

Well, they left off their MAGA caps, but otherwise, pretty accurate

…and then they went to D.C. to support the ex-President, who was the President, until he wasn’t.

Put that dog down.

If they drink his milkshake there will be blood!

Well, then, take the other end of the hose and put it in the exhaust pipe of your car, then…

Dilbert: Please! Whatever you do, don’t drink my emergency water supply which comes fresh from Flint, Michigan!

looks like Carol just gave the guy holding the sign a wedgie…!

Unless mineral water comes out of that hose, I’m not touching it

Wow -does this remind me of the last election!

A naive denial of service attempt, and one that could give the attackers dilutional hyponatremia.

This is timeless! I could laugh at this every day. Thanks Scott!

Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t that crowd include the secretary (or as I’ve been corrected, "Administrative Assistant), the genius garbage collector, and Wally? None of them are dumb.

No mob like a Thirsty Mob!

But, you know what? They’re right!

DOWN WITH DOGBERT!