Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 22, 2022

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    C  11 months ago

    Nice purse

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    Ahuehuete  11 months ago

    Ah, the days when you could pick your seat for free.

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    ohhh Noooooh facepalm i hate such ppl …. from within the depths of my heart

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    nicka93  11 months ago

    To bad Mace isn’t acceptable on airlines.

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    GROG Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’d like the option that the enemy agent had in Where Eagles Dare.

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    There’s never a five iron handy when you really need one.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    I occasionally got to business travel with a company VP. He always got me upgraded to the member lounge and first class. And yes we talked golf. I didn’t mind…..

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    Jayalexander  11 months ago

    Could be worse. And I’ve six hours to think of how.

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    MichiganMitten  11 months ago

    Get up and move to an empty row. Once you’re in the air the attendants don’t care.

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    bbcsys Premium Member 11 months ago

    Looks like the other guy has his leg across Dilberts lap.

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    blackman2732  11 months ago

    He’ll be stuck listening to “tall tales” for the next 6 hours.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Time for Dilbert to go into meeting mode and tune out!

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    rmercer Premium Member 11 months ago

    “79…. 82…..91…..85…..77….” all the way to Seattle….

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    wongo  11 months ago

    When have you been on a plane lately that wasn’t completely full?

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 11 months ago

    Years ago my mom would come visit us. She loved to travel by train. One such trip just a few days before Thanksgiving the train was packed. A woman sat down next to her and the whole time complained about how slow and awful train travel was, non stop and mom just said she could never even ger a response in. She just kept going on and on. Just as the left the last stop before reaching Portland the woman made a comment on how next time she was going to fly and asked how about you? Mom, being pretty quick on her reply just said, “Oh, I don’t know. I have two sons. Both of them are aircraft mechanics.” Mom said the woman just looked at her, closed her mouth and never said another word the rest of the way to Portland. Now, at the time my brother was in the Navy and he worked on the F-18’s. What I did was completely rebuild and overhaul engines to zero time engines.

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    Steward! When is the drink cart coming?

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    InTraining  11 months ago

    Dilly… Step 1 – adjust your seat back to recline position. Step 2 – slide out to use the restroom… Step 3 – never return to that seat…!

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    Irish53  11 months ago

    This is why I always bring earbuds and headphones when I fly. (I bring two in case one dies or breaks)

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    I had to take a flight back from a client visit in the seat next to my boss. He spent the whole flight “second-guessing” the day we spent with the client. I knew the client thought he was a pest. My boss kept trying to oversell and upsell, at every opportunity.

    At one point, the client said, “I’ll be back in a couple of minutes.”

    My boss said, “OK, I’ll come with you and we can talk about my new product line.”

    “Look. I’m going to the can … and I’m going alone .”

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    I just do sudoku puzzles

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    Jogger2  11 months ago

    and even longer when the golf stories guy is next to you.

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    SpicyNacho Premium Member 11 months ago

    What are the odds that they are both going to Elbonia? Where else would Dilbert Fly?

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    Dru  11 months ago

    Sigh. [has nostalgia attack for the days of flights with empty seats and replanting oneself in a less-cramped spot]

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    Never liked flying. My long legs made it uncomfortable to sit in the coach/economy class seating that was paid for by the U.S. Navy. After retirement I flew first class to Hawaii and back and that was a great flight. Still, with mask rule in place, I couldn’t fall asleep.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Captured! Held hostage to golf stories!

    Can Dilly’s sanity survive, or will he be turned into a quivering, babbling, brainless drone?

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    wknehans  11 months ago

    As a founding member of the BGSA (Big Galoot Society of America), I’m one of those tall, broad-shouldered guys that people roll their eyes at as I approach their row. I think the airlines take perverse delight in cramming us six-foot plus, 275 pound plus guys 3 abreast in one row, while the row in front has 3 women who barely top out at 5 feet and the heaviest weighs 95 pounds.

    At least I don’t tell golf stories….

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