Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for May 24, 2022

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    C  3 months ago

    The place has gone to the dogs

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    maureenmck Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dogbert has never been subtle.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    Ouch, indeed….

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Musk be one of those pump and dump schemes.

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    It’s the American way in today’s world, but don’t worry because the Board of Directors is there to protect the workers and consumers. /S

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    seamusrmacdonald  3 months ago

    Financial engineering explained.

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    A# 466  3 months ago

    “And thanks for all the fish.”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    You usually have to read between the lines to understand that meaning.

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    and Engineering will be outsourced to pay for it all…!

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Dogbert’s cockiness could be his undoing, as this announcement gives employees and some stock holders time to apply for an injunction against the merger.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    “… and about your retirement account funds … "

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    Eric S   3 months ago

    bad dog!

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    stamps  3 months ago

    Better call Saul.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    It’s implied. Similar to the lie “We don’t foresee any layoffs from this merger. (or, synergy if your more contemporary.” What is mumbled is something like – “At this time.”

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Dogbert finally found somebody even more diabolic than himself.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  3 months ago

    I question that the Company has anything to Loot.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Good news! Doggiebert the CEO bails out!

    He’s got that Golden Parachute.

    And the company can’t get any worse than it already was….

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    JosephShriver  3 months ago

    https://dilbert.com/strip/1998-06-28

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    repeat

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