Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for August 17, 2022

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    https://www.donut.com/

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Next meeting?

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    C  4 months ago

    He sure knows how to clear a room

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Faster than you can say meeting adjourned.

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    wish if my workplace applied this before

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    Dean  4 months ago

    Back before retirement, management usually catered most meetings — those of us not invited would be called “Seagulls” for swooping in on all the leftovers afterwords.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 4 months ago

    If you’re late to meeting or leave early, then donuts. Missing the whole meeting is too big a reward.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Donuts, the wonder food!

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    andrew5  4 months ago

    Looks like the best deal out there.

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Yes. Yes you did.

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    Geophyzz  4 months ago

    We never had regular meetings, only special training sessions, live survival training.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I like meeting with my team. We usually catch up on kids and vacations for a while before we decide who is going to configure the firewall or whatever.

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    The Famous Eccles  4 months ago

    When I was single and a night owl, our daily engineering meetings gave me a chance to catch up on some sleep!

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    How many meetings can I miss, if I bring Danish?

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    Wally is going for coffee..!

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    There won’t be another meeting and there won’t be any donuts.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    All donuts, all the time and no meetings sounds like a place I want to work

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    I think he just sold them their freedom for a donut hole.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    The problem with a lot of managers is that they missed class the day the importance of agenda and brevity were stressed.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    If no one shows up for meetings then no one has to buy donuts, or show up for any of the PHB’s future meetings. Win-Win all around.

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    thuddriver01  4 months ago

    His theory had a hole in it.

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Once again the PHB displays why he is management material.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    Dollars to donuts he’s right.

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    Omniman  4 months ago

    One of the best things about my job was that I couldn’t attend staff meetings, and so just got the five-minute summary later.

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    theoldidahofox  4 months ago

    If everyone misses, there will not be a need to buy any donuts.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    No “next meeting” for you, PHB. Just lots and lots of donuts….

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    rgcviper  4 months ago

    “Mmm … donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?”

    — Homer Simpson

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    bakana  4 months ago

    If you never attend another staff meeting, you will never have to buy any Donuts.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    But if there are donuts, then it’s worth coming to the meeting

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