Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 24, 2022

it’s ok Dilbert. No one does. Themselves included

Should have tried rainbows and Skittles

With a different type of spiral, he could lock horns with Alice and get stuck. They would have to figure out if these horns are righty tighty or the reverse.

The lady is fickle.

I guess she is not into horny engineers.

Does it come with a rubber sheath? That way it would be safe on dates.

‘Dilbert’ Dude Declares War on Sustainable Investing, Is Terminally Unfunny About It………….:https://gizmodo.com/scott-adams-dilbert-environmental-social-governance-1849573888

Now, that’s a most unusual response to climate change. I guess a furry body is next.

Okay, first off just let me say, I would pay for one of those that really worked, however it has been my experience that the first thing women I meet look at is the butt. If there isn’t a wallet with full time job money and no old girlfriend pictures attached to it, you might as well just work on that first.

Wanna go for a ride?

Don’t unicorns only appear to innocent maidens?

suggest you go see a dermatologist, Dilly…!

That… But not there…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Leaning in for a kiss, not advisable. On the other hand, it might be grow to be useful as a selfie stick with unique angle.

Here, however, it’s a sign you need to adjust your medications.

If you have to talk about virility …

No man knows what a woman wants. Even if she tells you plainly. It’s not that.

Well, we do know what they don’t want, which is Dilbert the engineering nerd….