Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 24, 2022

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    it’s ok Dilbert. No one does. Themselves included

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    C  4 months ago

    Should have tried rainbows and Skittles

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    With a different type of spiral, he could lock horns with Alice and get stuck. They would have to figure out if these horns are righty tighty or the reverse.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    The lady is fickle.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    I guess she is not into horny engineers.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Does it come with a rubber sheath? That way it would be safe on dates.

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 4 months ago

    ‘Dilbert’ Dude Declares War on Sustainable Investing, Is Terminally Unfunny About It………….:https://gizmodo.com/scott-adams-dilbert-environmental-social-governance-1849573888

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Now, that’s a most unusual response to climate change. I guess a furry body is next.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay, first off just let me say, I would pay for one of those that really worked, however it has been my experience that the first thing women I meet look at is the butt. If there isn’t a wallet with full time job money and no old girlfriend pictures attached to it, you might as well just work on that first.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wanna go for a ride?

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t unicorns only appear to innocent maidens?

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    suggest you go see a dermatologist, Dilly…!

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    That… But not there

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Leaning in for a kiss, not advisable. On the other hand, it might be grow to be useful as a selfie stick with unique angle.

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    stamps  4 months ago

    Here, however, it’s a sign you need to adjust your medications.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    If you have to talk about virility …

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    MRBLUESKY529  4 months ago

    No man knows what a woman wants. Even if she tells you plainly. It’s not that.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Well, we do know what they don’t want, which is Dilbert the engineering nerd….

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