Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for October 04, 2022

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Morganized.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  4 months ago

    A thousand dollar bonus would have gone a lot better, ya dope.

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    You fool! Knowing Alice’s temprament, you OUGHT TO HAVE KNOWN she’d turn it into a projectile weapon for use against clueless superiors! ;D

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    whahoppened  4 months ago

    Good thinking, Alice. Your fist might’ve left DNA.

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    kendavis09  4 months ago

    Now he’s motivated to sleep on the job.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least he hadn’t swallowed the rock. If he had he probably wouldn’t be able to talk anymore. On the other hand these types of people seem to be able to talk anywhere and at any time.

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    ULPilotRMH  4 months ago

    Good one.

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    Well, it did motivate her!

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    I believe that this was a crime of motivation.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    It was definitely a quality shot, all right. She thanks you for the motivation.

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    sheilag  4 months ago

    Many of us on a project long ago worked long hours, weekends, skipped vacations, etc., to get the project done on time. Budget was blown a while before.

    We all got corporate logo glass paperweights. And a small bonus, which everyone in the company would get as standard.

    I still have that paperweight, although I never considered braining the boss with it… ;-)

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    A thousand dollars for an engraving. Someone’s making a killing somewhere. And, no, the killing is going to be PHB. Comic characters never die.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    did that rock come out of her salary!? I’m surprised that bump on the head is all he got.

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    patricev70  4 months ago

    Lets hope he does not remember anything when he wakes up.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Careful Alice. The tools have guns and aren’t too smart to use them.

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    Watchdog  4 months ago

    Priceless

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    so the PHB got stoned….?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 4 months ago

    I always told my bosses – I am a mercenary. you like my work, pay me more, if you don’t, fire me! don’t want no plague, don’t want no trophy. neither of those will put food on my table or make a car payment. I did get a plaque once, but it had $500 taped to the back so I was good with that.

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    V45mikky Premium Member 4 months ago

    The motivational Stone of Quality motivated her to do something violent.

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    Best use of “ motivational “ anything.

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    jim_pem  4 months ago

    I would say that Alice was certainly motivated to action. I guess the stupid motivational stone worked if in a way most unintended.

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    WestofthePecan Premium Member 4 months ago

    Methinks she would have preferred the cash he wasted on engraving. a. rock. Sheesh, PHB, that’s pretty stupid, even for you. No, wait, it’s pretty much on target for him.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    I hope my motivational rock will be cubic zirconium, so I can add it to my collection

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    cbgoldeneagle2  4 months ago

    that is funny the pen head got his just rewards

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    While she may have been able to control “The Fist of Death”, the “Rock Of Revenge” not so much.

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Wrong end Alice, you’ll never make a lasting impression on the PHB’s head.

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    David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago

    Someone call King Stronginthearm… the Scone of Stone has been defaced.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Well it motivated PHB out of the office.

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    Digital Frog  4 months ago

    Nothing is carved in stone.

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    bkdarling  4 months ago

    There were more than a few times in the years I worked with consulting firms when I thought about using a “motivational paper weight or core specimen” on a clueless project manager.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Alice is my hero! Too bad she didn’t bonk him hard enough to finish the job, so to speak. Those cops will never suspect her….

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    Sambora1  4 months ago

    My questions is – Who called the cops?

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