A thousand dollar bonus would have gone a lot better, ya dope.
You fool! Knowing Alice’s temprament, you OUGHT TO HAVE KNOWN she’d turn it into a projectile weapon for use against clueless superiors! ;D
Good thinking, Alice. Your fist might’ve left DNA.
Now he’s motivated to sleep on the job.
At least he hadn’t swallowed the rock. If he had he probably wouldn’t be able to talk anymore. On the other hand these types of people seem to be able to talk anywhere and at any time.
Well, it did motivate her!
I believe that this was a crime of motivation.
It was definitely a quality shot, all right. She thanks you for the motivation.
Many of us on a project long ago worked long hours, weekends, skipped vacations, etc., to get the project done on time. Budget was blown a while before.
We all got corporate logo glass paperweights. And a small bonus, which everyone in the company would get as standard.
I still have that paperweight, although I never considered braining the boss with it… ;-)
A thousand dollars for an engraving. Someone’s making a killing somewhere. And, no, the killing is going to be PHB. Comic characters never die.
did that rock come out of her salary!? I’m surprised that bump on the head is all he got.
Lets hope he does not remember anything when he wakes up.
Careful Alice. The tools have guns and aren’t too smart to use them.
so the PHB got stoned….?
I always told my bosses – I am a mercenary. you like my work, pay me more, if you don’t, fire me! don’t want no plague, don’t want no trophy. neither of those will put food on my table or make a car payment. I did get a plaque once, but it had $500 taped to the back so I was good with that.
The motivational Stone of Quality motivated her to do something violent.
Best use of “ motivational “ anything.
I would say that Alice was certainly motivated to action. I guess the stupid motivational stone worked if in a way most unintended.
Methinks she would have preferred the cash he wasted on engraving. a. rock. Sheesh, PHB, that’s pretty stupid, even for you. No, wait, it’s pretty much on target for him.
I hope my motivational rock will be cubic zirconium, so I can add it to my collection
that is funny the pen head got his just rewards
While she may have been able to control “The Fist of Death”, the “Rock Of Revenge” not so much.
Wrong end Alice, you’ll never make a lasting impression on the PHB’s head.
Someone call King Stronginthearm… the Scone of Stone has been defaced.
Well it motivated PHB out of the office.
Nothing is carved in stone.
There were more than a few times in the years I worked with consulting firms when I thought about using a “motivational paper weight or core specimen” on a clueless project manager.
Alice is my hero! Too bad she didn’t bonk him hard enough to finish the job, so to speak. Those cops will never suspect her….
My questions is – Who called the cops?