Jerry doesn’t need clothes, all that hair would keep a bear warm, and no one would notice he was naked.Oy, now i have to go slug some BB. Lets see, Rum Ball flavor sounds nice.
Oooooh. Consider this. Jerry wants to go swinging in the rain and Verla likes bungee jumping. Some bungee cord I’d say. The rope, Jane….! I’m not even touching her and pogo sticks. Besides there isn’t one around for her to test out in spite of Jerry’s handfuls of Viagra.Speaking of Viagra, has anyone seen their latest TV commercial? Wow, with that kind of incentive I don’t think Mr. Johnson would have any problems reporting for duty.And turning the heat down to 80 at bedtime. Jeez Louise, no wonder they complain about their energy bill.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…
All of you MUST wear clothes. At all times.BTW … I think Burl means he thinks Jerry’s lying….
Like “yeah, and she loves surfing, too.”
All things she obviously doesn’t do… not even long walks. Long talks, sure… Like 2 hours of whining to get Jerry to look at her her instead of being glued to the Channel 27 Gilligan’s Island marathon.
14 minutes of awkward conversation…
3 hours talking to Joy on the phone about Jerry’s failures as a boyfriend.
And… uh… J. Kelly?Like, “Jean” Kelly?
Too bad the 90% heat conclusion has been debunked by science. The actual amount of heat loss through the head was found to be only 7%. But the more clothes you wear, the warmer you’ll be. In the case of these idiots though, they don’t need a whole lot of clothes because they got their hot air to keep them warm. lol
And there are some heads lose no heat, because they generate no heat at all. Heat requires something going on in there. This bunch would do better to wear quilted underwear. .(Jerry’s the exception. You have to wear underwear before you can opt for quilted.)
Brain bleach orders are WAY up today.
And “mesh” hats? Mesh is the sheer portion of garments made to look like skin (especially when it is a skintone color); it is the least warm I can think of.
A fur hat is more like it. I have a hat made fro the portion of the sleeves of my coat that were shortened. I get to wear those things once in a while when winter gets really cold. And my nighttime temperature is 69 in these days (74 in daytime).
And perish the thought that they might read a book when they can just watch a movie. My current read is Picture of Dorian Gray; definitely much more interesting than the movie which I saw years ago.
1) Jer don’t need no hat: it’s that asinine thing on his head which I’m certain he never removes anyway.
2) The bungee cord and pogo stick that would hold up under all that blubber (moving vertically, too!!) have not yet been invented!!
ewww I have the image of them all on pogo sticks and bungee cords and the fat moving around like blobs of flesh colored and used cyberclean. ewwww