He can always explain it away as a prank “twofer”. “No guys, they don’t really do that… April Fool’s.”
Tell you; you’ve got to get up pretty darn late in the morning to be as bright as Burl. As far as the finger nail is concerned, nothing..
Just how wide is that screen door?
and the address is 401 as in April 1…?
Finger w nail next to screen door?
I think he already told them….geez. And i would just as soon not know where the nail is…..eww. Imagine where it might have been. Eewww!