The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 23, 2024

So…you’re accusing Marlene of stealing your wallet…what could be in there of any value except that 40 year old condom (Sorry, I had to)

Burl should be ok as long as he doesn’t rub any on his face or head… Can’t take even the slightest chance on damaging that magnificent brain of his!!!

At least Jergens doesn’t have 60,000+ cases against it for giviing its users cancer.

Here you go Burl…* “Signs of an allergic reaction, like rash; hives; itching; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin with or without fever; wheezing; tightness in the chest or throat; trouble breathing, swallowing, or talking; unusual hoarseness; or swelling of the mouth, face, lips, tongue, or throat.* Signs of skin infection like oozing, heat, swelling, redness, or pain.* Bleeding that is not normal from the affected part.* Fever.”

Topical use in Tahiti only!!!

Is 85 for the AC or furnace?

I don’t believe Burl knows the words “ingest” or “topical”.

Why don’t you take a little taste and see if you even WANT to drink it? Pretty sure even if it’s something safe to ingest, you’re not going to drink it if it tastes gross. It’s like me and cole slaw. Sure, the stuff in it is edible (technically). But to me it’s disgusting. And I’m not going to eat it. I can’t get it down anyway.

Hey idiot you uselike you did before when you used jergens