Mom: “Don’t get me involved in this one! I wanted monitor lizards.”
That dream’s in tatters. :)
Eh, it’s not like there was any news in that paper worth reading anyway.
“Oh, yeah…” ☺
The problem is not the dog. The problem is that you are still getting a news paper. “Internet”, dude.
My late springer spaniel, Samantha (Sammie), used to retrieve the old International Herald Tribune and never tore it apart. : )