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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 2011
Zonker: You want me to take your Mercedes coupe? Chester, what's going on here? Man: I'm being raptured, Zonk - on Saturday! Zonker: Raptured? Man: Judgment Day! Where I'm going, I won't need a fancy ride! You can scoff if you like, but come May 21, I'll be siting in heaven. Sadly, you won't. Zonker: Pretty close. I'll be sitting in my new Mercedes. Man: And how do you think it'll handle in lava?
But will I have time to do my Saturday Sudoku???