Rick: What's this? Jeff: Take a look. Rick: Ha! It's a gag check like the one you wrote to yourself when you were a kid! Oh... my... God. Jeff: If you call ahead, you can use my sauna.
I am actually on Jeff’s side here. My dad was always dismissive about my writing – said it was “frivolous”. Pity that he didn’t live long enough to see either of my books published. Though I never got any cheques like Jeff’s to show either.