Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 2013
Woman: This will sound crazy, Boopsie, but I was so envious of you back then! You were the hot, blond cheerleader who dated the Big Man On Campus. What I failed to appreciate, of course, was that glory days don't last for long! Boopsie: Well, they can. I found that once I got past all the silly stuff, my life only got more rich and interesting. Woman: Wait... you're not bitter? Or desperately dad? Boopsie: Sorry.