Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  12 months ago

    JJ will never dump Zeke because that would mean she’s admitting she made a mistake, and she will never do that.

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    too-zonked  12 months ago

    What if… What if we elected president by popular vote, not that Electoral College distortion. No W., no Orange Stain…

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 12 months ago

    If only!

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    fuzzbucket  12 months ago

    How will poor Zeke live without his paycheck? Maybe he can sue for palimony.

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    RichardHunter  12 months ago

    Oh dear, trouble in paradise, as they say.

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    robertthomasson  12 months ago

    Do mature women with pre-teen kids actually like being called ‘total babe’? I am asking for a friend….

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    nicka93  12 months ago

    No, If she dumps Zeke JJ would be alone, she hates that more than Zeke’s comments although calling her old, may have been to far.

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    rossevrymn  12 months ago

    Close the curtains Garry.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Dump away!

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    Bob Blumenfeld  12 months ago

    Gad! Is it only two years?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Ha, the artist making idol threats. Nice.

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    Diat60  12 months ago

    Amazing that someone who appears to be completely brainless can still walk and talk at the same time.

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    Olddog04  12 months ago

    This shows how pathetic JJ really is. He’s blatantly disrespecting her, and she puts up with it.

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    this is summerdog  12 months ago

    Too bad she doesn’t mean it.

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    rugeirn  12 months ago

    Aten’t they still married, 1997 notwithstanding?

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 12 months ago

    He thinks he’s with a man.

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    preacherman  12 months ago

    Now, there’s an idea, JJ, the first good one you’ve had in years.

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    Mugens Premium Member 12 months ago

    Now that is classic Zeke and J.J. knew that when she dumped Mike for him. That’s what she wanted, that’s what she got.

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    Bruce388  12 months ago

    I’m guessing most total babes wouldn’t be interested in a loser like Zeke.

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    I don’t know any woman who likes to be called “man”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  12 months ago

    You made this bed of nails, JJ; get comfy laying in it.

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    mleddy18a  12 months ago

    Zeke should learn not to think out loud.

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    MITZI  12 months ago

    In the last panel, what is J.J. (possibly Zeke) holding at about stomach level? I just can’t make it out. Thanks!

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    jvo  12 months ago

    The railing, over which J.J. is considering flipping Zeke

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 12 months ago

    Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it…? bitch.

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    RonaldByrd  12 months ago

    Hopefully next week we’ll leave J.J. and Zeke’s metaphorical company for another set of characters in another [reprinted] story arc. They’ve brought out a lot of toxicity over the past several days.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 12 months ago

    We can only wish she still has a few working brain cells, but I kind of doubt it.

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    Edward Rozanski Premium Member 12 months ago

    Zeke certainly is a charmer – always knowing the right thing to say.

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    If only…

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  12 months ago

    refering to kim as ‘that total babe’ is probably no way to endear yourself.

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