Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    George Smiley and his people are going to be all over Zonker.

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    Argythree  7 months ago

    Not you, too, Zonker! Does everyone have classified papers except me?

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 7 months ago

    hahaha only Zonker would have a step up on the game back then!!

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    californiamonty  7 months ago

    Oh, this is not that bad. But, alas, ‘tis old news. What I’m looking forward to is next Sunday’s strip!

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    cdward  7 months ago

    It’s okay if it’s a British classified document.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    My secret documents are under my mattress. And yes I do read the articles!

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    “It’s okay if it’s a British classified document.”

    Aren’t all British documents about their “class” system?

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    I can’t read the ads in the newspaper anymore: They’re classified.

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    gigagrouch  7 months ago

    The Brits take their Official Secrets Act very, very seriously.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Can’t wait to see where this goes. At least he didn’t roll any blunts with the paper.

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    sschardi  7 months ago

    when I was in the AF, we used “burn bags” and took them to the huge incinerator

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Kinda doubtful Z had anything remotely classified unless it was related to cannabis.

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    RadioDial Premium Member 7 months ago

    With this strip’s longevity, all the reminisces actually did happen. Not many strips can say that.

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    ajnotales  7 months ago

    Methinks Lord Trudeau was BRILLIANT to set up this gag so many years ago. Now that’s advance planning…

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    Flossie Mud Duck  7 months ago

    Thank you, Garry. Made my day.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Believe me “gramming” it is the last thing you want to do. Dissemination is a lot worse charge than accidentally keeping such a document. I hope it’s not a UK classified document. The Ministry of Defence has even less tolerance for such things than the Pentagon.

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    Boomer with a view  7 months ago

    Zonker can just declassify it by thinking it is declassified.

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    Durak Premium Member 7 months ago

    And, suddenly, I am once again yearning for new dailies of Doonesbury.

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    ShadowMaster  7 months ago

    How now Zonk?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  7 months ago

    Zonker got ZONKED!

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    stamps  7 months ago

    I have classified ads. Does that count?

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    Just one? You amateur.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    All of my old documents have been classified as well … as “irrelevant”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    Well, the Zonker connection might explain some of their recent “problems”.

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    HodgeElmwood  7 months ago

    I have classified papers!!

    Of course, that’s probably because I worked in classified advertising for a long time ;)

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    harf59  7 months ago

    I once read some classified ads in my summer home. They could still be there

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    Rick Smith Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yeah, those darn things are everywhere.

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    Seed_drill  7 months ago

    A buddy of mine got in some hot water in ’Nam when he was suspected of letting the carbon paper of some docs disappear. He was eventually exonerated, but he described it as not a pleasant experience.

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  30. Cathy aack Premium Member 7 months ago

    LOL…Only one?

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    It’s only the recipe for the perfect homemade strawberry preserve

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  7 months ago

    this is way late. that’s the problem with trudeau not doing dailys

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    tcviii Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think we have learned that way too many documents are classified.

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